// // Define the Variables // var top_image = new Array(); var top_link = new Array(); var side_image0 = new Array(); var side_link0 = new Array(); var side_image1 = new Array(); var side_link1 = new Array(); var side_image2 = new Array(); var side_link2 = new Array(); // // Top Banner: Images // top_image[0] = '/banner_rotation/top/clango_468x60.gif'; top_image[1] = '/banner_rotation/top/orneryboy_468x60.gif'; top_image[2] = '/banner_rotation/top/hatesong_468x60.gif'; top_image[3] = '/banner_rotation/top/mrhost_red_nopay_468x60.gif'; top_image[4] = '/banner_rotation/top/cs_book_468x60.gif'; top_image[5] = '/banner_rotation/top/spambullybanner.gif'; top_image[6] = '/banner_rotation/top/durkl468x60.jpg'; top_image[7] = '/banner_rotation/top/050323bluefish468x60.gif'; top_image[8] = '/banner_rotation/top/mrhost_blue_email_468x60.gif'; top_image[9] = '/banner_rotation/top/suicide3.jpg'; top_image[10] = '/banner_rotation/top/suicide.jpg'; top_image[11] = '/banner_rotation/top/suicide7.jpg'; top_image[12] = '/banner_rotation/top/sos_banner_468x60.gif'; top_image[13] = '/banner_rotation/top/orneryboy_468x60.gif'; top_image[14] = '/banner_rotation/top/threadless_468x60.gif'; top_image[15] = '/banner_rotation/top/cs_book_468x60.gif'; top_image[16] = '/banner_rotation/top/cs_all.gif'; top_image[17] = '/banner_rotation/top/wninja.gif'; top_image[18] = '/banner_rotation/top/bellenboxbrown.gif'; top_image[19] = '/banner_rotation/top/bellenboxbrown.gif'; top_image[20] = '/banner_rotation/top/bellenboxbrown.gif'; top_image[21] = '/banner_rotation/top/bellenboxbrown.gif'; top_image[22] = '/banner_rotation/top/bellenboxbrown.gif'; top_image[23] = '/banner_rotation/top/bellenboxbrown.gif'; top_image[24] = '/banner_rotation/top/bellenboxbrown.gif'; // // Top Banner: Links // top_link[0] = 'http://www.clango.org'; top_link[1] = 'http://www.orneryboy.com/'; top_link[2] = 'http://www.hatesong.com/'; top_link[3] = 'http://www.mrhost.ca/'; top_link[4] = 'http://www.mediocredesign.com/pages/book.htm'; top_link[5] = 'http://mediocre.spambully.hop.clickbank.net/'; top_link[6] = 'http://durkl.com/affiliate_pro1/affiliate.php?id=72&group=2'; top_link[7] = 'http://www.bluefishhosting.com/cgi-bin/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=scarybear'; top_link[8] = 'http://www.mrhost.ca/'; top_link[9] = 'http://suicidegirls.com/join/BURZAR/'; top_link[10] = 'http://suicidegirls.com/join/BURZAR/'; top_link[11] = 'http://suicidegirls.com/join/BURZAR/'; top_link[12] = 'http://www.sickonsin.com/'; top_link[13] = 'http://www.orneryboy.com/'; top_link[14] = 'http://www.threadless.com?streetteam=Scarybear'; top_link[15] = 'http://www.mediocredesign.com/pages/book.htm'; top_link[16] = 'http://www.mediocredesign.com/'; top_link[17] = 'http://www.whiteninjacomics/'; top_link[18] = 'http://www.webcomicsnation.com/boxbrown/'; top_link[19] = 'http://www.webcomicsnation.com/boxbrown/'; top_link[20] = 'http://www.webcomicsnation.com/boxbrown/'; top_link[21] = 'http://www.webcomicsnation.com/boxbrown/'; top_link[22] = 'http://www.webcomicsnation.com/boxbrown/'; top_link[23] = 'http://www.webcomicsnation.com/boxbrown/'; top_link[24] = 'http://www.webcomicsnation.com/boxbrown/'; // // Side Banner 0: Images // side_image0[0] = '/banner_rotation/my_banners/shirts_fast.gif'; side_image0[1] = '/banner_rotation/my_banners/comicstrip_book.gif'; side_image0[2] = '/banner_rotation/my_banners/woodpaintings.gif'; side_image0[3] = '/banner_rotation/my_banners/comicstrip_book.gif'; side_image0[4] = '/banner_rotation/my_banners/woodpaintings.gif'; side_image0[5] = '/banner_rotation/my_banners/sticky.jpg'; // // Side Banner 0: Links // side_link0[0] = 'http://www.mediocredesign.com/pages/all_shirts.html'; side_link0[1] = 'http://www.mediocredesign.com/pages/book.htm'; side_link0[2] = 'http://www.mediocredesign.com/paintings/'; side_link0[3] = 'http://www.mediocredesign.com/pages/book.htm'; side_link0[4] = 'http://www.mediocredesign.com/paintings/'; side_link0[5] = 'http://www.mediocredesign.com/pages/derrico_vs_pultz.htm'; // // Side Banner 1: Images // side_image1[0] = '/banner_rotation/side/orneryboy_192x56.gif'; side_image1[1] = '/banner_rotation/side/sos_banner_192x56.gif'; side_image1[2] = '/banner_rotation/side/mrhost2_192x56.gif'; side_image1[3] = '/banner_rotation/side/sc_192x56.gif'; side_image1[4] = '/banner_rotation/side/comicad1.gif'; side_image1[5] = '/banner_rotation/side/comicad1.gif'; side_image1[6] = '/banner_rotation/side/comicad1.gif'; side_image1[7] = '/banner_rotation/side/comicad1.gif'; // // Side Banner 1: Links // side_link1[0] = 'http://www.orneryboy.com/'; side_link1[1] = 'http://www.sickonsin.com/'; side_link1[2] = 'http://www.mrhost.ca/'; side_link1[3] = 'http://www.savagechickens.com/'; side_link1[4] = 'http://www.ubergalaxy.com/'; side_link1[5] = 'http://www.ubergalaxy.com/'; side_link1[6] = 'http://www.ubergalaxy.com/'; side_link1[7] = 'http://www.ubergalaxy.com/'; // // Side Banner 2: Images // side_image2[0] = '/banner_rotation/side/csmini_192x56.gif'; side_image2[1] = '/banner_rotation/side/stuffsucks_192x56.gif'; side_image2[2] = '/banner_rotation/side/filthhole_192x56.gif'; // // Side Banner 2: Links // side_link2[0] = 'http://www.scarybear.org/mini/'; side_link2[1] = 'http://www.stuffsucks.com/'; side_link2[2] = 'http://www.filthhole.com/'; // // **** Don't Change anything past here **** // function return_top_banner() { var xy = Math.floor(Math.random() * top_image.length); document.write('YOUR AD HERE!'); } function return_side_banner0() { var xy = Math.floor(Math.random() * side_image0.length); document.write('Vist our store! 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